Ugly God Bastards

The Band

Ugly God Bastards is an Italian heavy metal band from Milan, formed in 2017.

At first listening it’s rather recognizable the influence of the so called “Bay Area” thrash metal of the 80’s with elements recalling the wider scene of the American Thrash-Death metal of the 90’s mixed with some shades of that hard core/punk scene which developed in New York during those years.

UGB actually play a musical genre they like to call “Ugly Metal”, to terrorize all the listeners with sharp sounds, punching rhythms, grave vocals and lyrics written with the aim of annihilating the most solid and unchangeable values on which our society has laid its foundations,
but which actually hide a virus which proliferates in their innermost depths.

But there’s no sadness in all this, ‘cause UGB invite everyone
to join the mosh pit, headbang, jump, scream... and laugh!

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The Bastards

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Background

Enrico Spera



The growler. The screamer. The poet. The singer.

GEAR: Voice

- DOB: 1974
- BIRTHPLACE: Policoro (MT), Italy
- HEIGHT: 177 cm
- WEIGHT: 80 kg
- EYES: Brown
- HAIR: None
- STATUS: Almost married

- BASTARDY: 100%

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Stefano Lo Bianco



SoloCop. A very bad person. The man behind the solos.

GEAR: Lead Guitar

- DOB: 1978
- BIRTHPLACE: Palermo, Italy
- HEIGHT: 179 cm
- WEIGHT: 79 kg
- EYES: Blue
- HAIR: Gone
- STATUS: Married

- BASTARDY: 100%

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Stefano Lonati



The riff machine. The nerd.

GEAR: Rhythm Guitar

- DOB: 1973
- BIRTHPLACE: Milano, Italy
- HEIGHT: 186 cm
- WEIGHT: 73 kg
- EYES: Blue
- HAIR: Brown
- STATUS: Married

- BASTARDY: 100%

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Marco Del Grande



The Eraser and the priest with the bass.

GEAR: Bass

- DOB: 1985
- BIRTHPLACE: Milano, Italy
- HEIGHT: 186 cm
- WEIGHT: 73 kg
- EYES: Blue
- HAIR: Brown
- STATUS: Not yet married

- BASTARDY: 100%

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Felipe Javier Gardeazabal



The Criminal Blacksmith.

GEAR: Drum

- DOB: 1984
- BIRTHPLACE: Venezuela
- HEIGHT: 170 cm
- WEIGHT: 70 kg
- EYES: Brown
- HAIR: Brown
- STATUS: Married

- BASTARDY: 100%

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Sirio



To sleep. To eat. Meowing. The Mascot.

GEAR: The Belly and the Butt

- DOB: 2011
- BIRTHPLACE: Italy
- HEIGHT: 30 cm
- WEIGHT: 5 kg
- EYES: Blue
- HAIR: Seal point
- STATUS: Sacred Cat of Burma

- BASTARDY: 200%

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Discography

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Ugly Fairy Tales


UGLY FAIRY TALES

Album Details

  • Year: 2019
  • Type: EP
  • Title: Ugly Fairy Tales
  • Location: Italy
  • Tracks: 6
  • Genre: Ugly Metal
  • Studio: ChihuahuaStudio

Album description

By their 1st album “Ugly Fairy Tales”, Ugly God Bastards introduce their Ugly Cynical Philosophy of what they call “Reversal” or the aim to reverse all the values of the so-called Modern Society. But… what does “ugly” mean? It’s just the opposite of beautiful, pretty, lovely and all those terms which nowadays automatically refer to a standard way of living based almost exclusively on globalized mass marketing even more shallow and empty than the purest aesthetic canons of the past. Then it’s necessary to return to a primordial Chaos, starting to reverse all the fairy tales of our childhood, not as an act of denial, but as the purest gesture of opening our most intimate door and let our personal chaos wake up and come out like a carnival mask, making fun of everyone … even of ourselves!

Distribution

The album is available in more than 250 digital stores around the world. Here some links:

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Youtube

Amazon Music

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...and many other places to discover!

Explicit Uglyness

LYRICS

UGLY SWIPE TO READ

The Little NerdMaid

Ugly Fairy Tales | track 01
Far out in the ocean the water is as blue as the petals of the loveliest cornflower
and as clean and crystalline as the purest glass, ‘twas down there that she lived
She was the daughter of king Triton, her father was the emperor of the perfect storms, blowing hurricanes and throwing tsunamis ...no human could survive

Half-human with the head and trunk of a woman and the tail of a shark
She was a lovely Nerd MerMaid... Never followed what daddy said
Ohh... Once princess of the Kingdom beyond the sand
Ohh... the sea folk was at her command

She totally rejected her bloody nature and spent all her time studying the human sciences. She sold her precious voice to the terrible witch in exchange for a pair of legs.
But when she landed on the mainland the humans locked her in a dark cell

She couldn’t talk, she couldn’t explain ‘cause she had no voice ...tormented, tortured, raped
...every day... her gestures, mimicry were totally incomprehensible.
Everything seemed lost, all her dreams were shattered like all those ships destroyed by her father's fury.

But one day a young man came to save her from darkness and pain.
He was handsome and had got that gentle bearing of a prince.
It was love right away and the young prince discovered something precious, wonderful in her, the great joy she could give to all men...

She was a lovely Nerd MerMaid ...Never followed what daddy said
Ohh... Once princess of the Kingdom beyond the sand
Ohh... Now sexual slave on the mainland

[SOLO]

20 dollars for a hand job... 30 dollars for her mouth... 50 for her fish ass... 100 and more... she becomes your private whore!

Oh poor young princes of the sea
You’d never have imagined this
Once you swam free like a shark
Now use your legs to walk in the dark

NerdMaid
Slave
NerdMaid

Whore

Snow Wine

Ugly Fairy Tales | track 02
Mirror, mirror on the wall, who’s the sexiest girl in the mall?
The stepmother asked and the magic mirror said

Hey grandma don’t piss me off ‘cause I know you expect me to pronounce your name
To tell a lie, look at your snout, you look like a turkey burnout
whose only interesting roundness ...is the abomination of your fatness!

The only sexy lady is she, the divine... you already know her name,
‘cause she’s
Snow Wine, Snow Wine like the Holy Grail
All the blue princes die to tear off your veil

White
Skin
Red lips

Your skin is pale and soft like the foam of a beer
By your red lips like wine all men are enslaved,
Make ‘em drunk, lose their mind, horny like a deer
You’re a plague from which no one can be saved

Ohhh uhhh ahhh ...she is right in front of me!
Ohhh uhhh ahhh ...somebody help me!
Ohhh uhhh ahhh ...something is stiffening!
right here ...under my belly ...It’s her curse!

[SOLO]

All the women of the village have summoned the mayor,
to put an end to this terrible torment

So the seven bloody dwarfs were awakened from the depth of their mine
To flush out Snow Wine, to free all the husbands stiffened by that cramp
...And kill her

...but

The only sexy lady is she, the divine ...you already know her name,
‘cause she’s
Snow Wine, Snow Wine like the Holy Grail
All the blue princes die to tear off your veil

The only sexy lady is she, the divine ...you already know her name,
‘cause she’s
Snow Wine, Snow Wine like the Holy Grail
All the blue princes die to tear off your veil

CinderHella

Ugly Fairy Tales | track 03
Hey, come here to sweep and clean
There’s still a lot of dust to get out
Don't be thinking you're a queen
Keep working, don’t sing, close your mouth

Every day the same old song
The poor girl had to work all day long
Two step-sisters pushed her around
From their mouths noise, no sound

Better to stand out in the cold,
Under the rain without any umbrella
Rather than livin’ in the mould
She’s a black slave... CinderHella

Nobody knows the trouble I've seen
Nobody knows my sorrow

[SOLO]

Glory, Hallelujah

It happened that the King gave a ball, to which all ladies of the land were invited.
The step-sisters made her dress them for the ball, but never thought of allowing Cinderhella to go there.
She was so upset that turned her sadness into an endless anger... she screamed so loudly that the ground was torn apart and the demons of the underworld came out kneeling before their Queen and saying:
“Our Lady from Hades, what are you orders?”
“Make me a dress suitable for a royal dance party...now!”

Basted with steel blades and bullets, lined with throwing knives, a couple of ak47, napalm bombs ...and the perfect dress suit was ready!

Nobody knows the trouble you're going to see
Nobody knows how deep your pain will be
Glory, HELLelujah

Better to stand out in the cold,
Under the rain without any umbrella
Rather than find yourself
Facing Queen of Hell CinderHella

The Queen of Hell CinderHella

The Queen of Hell CinderHella

HandsHell and GrindTool

Ugly Fairy Tales | track 04
What a fucking tale about two children left alone
In the gloomy forest dozens miles away from home
Every day we talk about how to grow our progeny
What sort of future does await them? Their morals: violence and cruelty

They’re totally lost in the darkness
Uooooh
The forest seeds their naïve brains
With the worms of madness
Uooooh
Dehumanizing their minds

HandsHell & GrindTool
HandsHell & GrindTool
HandsHell & GrindTool

Now it’s too late to save the children from the abomination
Their evil parents tried ... to kill them with starvation
They quenched their thirst by drinking from the source of human blood
It was the old witch who adopted ‘em baptizing them in the forest’s mud

HandsHell & GrindTool
HandsHell & GrindTool
HandsHell & GrindTool

They’re living now, in the darkness
Uooooh
Incest and cannibalism
No guilt, they feel so blameless
Uooooh
This is a new state of consciousness

“Let all the children come to me” he said
“for the Kingdom of Heaven belongs to them”

Handshell and Grindtool will lead them right there
The house of the old witch has opened her door

The Hands of Hell are trying to hold the victim of the day
A little boy, so soft and plump, he thinks he came to play
Well done!
The trap has been triggered
The young flesh will be slaughtered
Cut and finely ground
His screams ... the only sound!

HandsHell & GrindTool
HandsHell & GrindTool
HandsHell & GrindTool

Little Red Riding Flood

Ugly Fairy Tales | track 05
Sitting in front of the psychiatrist, Little Red Riding Hood
Tried to remove all the causes of her deeply gloomy mood
Every night the same nightmare sticks long needles into her brain
A blood-like thick flashback ...her endless pain

The grass, the woods, the frozen air, behind the bush the wolf is there
The path to reach her granny’s house, the breasts come out of her torn (red) blouse
The beast at least is not a freak, it’s a human saying: “the flesh is weak”
The hunter crawls among the trees in search of that smell of virginity

Little Red Riding Hood changed her name in Riding Flood
Sooo young and blameless girl suddenly her head was in a whirl
Just a pee on the grass you thought ‘twas blood from your ass
No one told you poor baby that was early menarche

...the smell of virginity

[SOLO]

Splashes of blood on the flowers, lying on the grass the corpse of the abuser
Mommy’s knife for granny’s cake, proved to be useful for her sake

The wolf already knew
She would provide him fresh meat to chew

Running on the path of fear, she’s alone face wet with tears
“What a slut!” Granny said, the fatal error that she made

Another bloody feast, it came again the beast
The asylum for the criminally insane
The only place to relive her nightmares again

Cycle, rape, kill, blood, again...

Little Red Riding Hood changed her name in Riding Flood
Sooo young and blameless girl suddenly your head was in a whirl
Just a pee on the grass you thought ‘twas blood from your ass
No one told you poor baby that was early menarche.

Little Thumb

Ugly Fairy Tales | track 06
The youngest son of the woodcutter was so small, he was born no bigger than one's thumb
The poor child bore the blame of everything went wrong in the house,
but he was the wisest of all seven brothers

When Little Thumb and his brothers were left alone in the thick dark forest they were totally lost
The ogre’s wife hosted them but they were found by her terrifying hungry husband the evil ogre

A smell of flesh the ogre sniffed all around,
Tender, young, fresh meet, the smell went to his head

My head is spinning

Feed these children so they don't get too thin
and make them sleep and I will slaughter them tomorrow!
But Little Thumb was so sly to exchange all their caps with the seven golden crowns of the ogre's daughters
And he came with a knife at midnight...

and cut ...and cut ...and cut

What have I done! He cried watching his daughters with their throats cut and lying in their own blood
Blinded by hate he wore his black boots and ran with all his strength, those wretches shall soon pay for this

...Now I need to rest

The ogre was tired and fell asleep, then the brothers came and Little Thumb took the knife from his hand
He stuffed it straight into his heart, then cut his corpse into so many tiny pieces which could help to mark the trail.

So they went back to the ogress to finish their bloody job
Ugly Fairy Tales II


UGLY FAIRY TALES II - The Ugliest Ones

Album details

  • Year: 2020
  • Type: Album
  • Title: Ugly Fairy Tales II - The Ugliest Ones
  • Location: Italy
  • Tracks: 9
  • Genre: Ugly Metal
  • Studio: ChihuahuaStudio

Album description

By the 2nd album "Ugly Fairy Tales II – The Ugliest Ones" their cynical philosophy of the so-called “Reversal” reaches its climax. Ugly God Bastards start a new trip delving deeply into our common cultural subconscious and brutally waking up the ancestral Ogres of our childhood. With a renewed modern shape, the Ogres will stomp up the stairs of the basement, shaking the walls of our houses. Even the safest shelter or maternal den will collapse… and Chaos will reign supreme!

Distribution

The album is available in more than 250 digital stores around the world. Here some links:

Spotify

Deezer

iTunes/Apple Music

Youtube

Amazon Music

Google Play Music

Tidal

...and many other places to discover!

Explicit Uglyness

LYRICS

UGLY SWIPE TO READ

The Sleeping Groupie

Ugly Fairy Tales II | track 01
Aaaaahhh

The three good fairies wished to bless
The newborn blonde baby princess
The gift of beauty, the gift of song
But intelligence, to her, does not belong

This was the curse

[SOLO]

Before the sun sets on her sixteenth birthday she shall prick her finger on an asshole
The hairy asshole of a RadioASS fan and she will instantly turn into an ugly groupie

And die in the form of THE ORK
And die in the form of THE ORK
And die

Not in death but just in sleep
The fateful prophecy you'll keep

This is what you'll get
This is what you'll get
This is what you'll get
When you mess with us

[SOLO]

All fairy tales are about foolish girls
What the fuck do you believe, no aim to achieve

The poor prince never imagined he’d found
His search for a blond curvy groupie sleepin’ on the ground
To break that curse he played PainCLYSTER song
Then closed his eyes and found
In his mouth BOB HALF-LORD’s tongue

Bleaaahhh

The Beauty and the Fist

Ugly Fairy Tales II | track 02
Feel the abomination
The only way, the path that you can see
Desire for annihilation
Your beauty is the icon of a new divinity
One dress for every season
Your white flesh hides something deeply insane
Your prince is a hairy asshole
A pet, black Beast his name
Fist Fuck
'til blood
Daddy agreed with that prince you didn't want to marry, but you didn't say any word!
You carry the noble virus of the Holy Rules... so empty
Your only satisfaction
Push your fist inside your black ass slave
One dress for every season
Your white flesh hides something deeply insane
Your prince is a hairy asshole
A pet, black Beast his name
Fist Fuck
'til blood
Breath the pain of who's weak and cannot move 'cause he's crushed by your foot
Feel the pleasure of hearing the screams and watch him bleed
[SOLO]
Same dress for every season
White skin dyed with blood It's not a shame
No way to find a reason
Beast is your real name
Fist Fuck
The Beast has come out of your skin
'til blood
The ancestral ritual... until the end

Rapanzer

Ugly Fairy Tales II | track 03
Ivory tower the Jewel lives there
No stairs or doors ... there’s only one dark hole
Locked up - in that gloomy tower - she hides a dreadful power - in the depths of the darkest woods
Don't get close… don’t guess what she could do

Hate… rage

Her skin, whiter than milk, as soft as silk, a secret that she keeps
Golden threads… long ropes instead of hair
They’re claws she uses to survive, to keep herself alive, the only way to catch nourishment
Human flesh… no mercy no disgrace

Prey… race

At last her time has gone
The Schutzstaffel has come

The knight moved straight across the board
And took the rook… new cross… new lord

Purification is starting right now… gloria… gloria
Out of the tower the Jewel’s reborn… a cross to kill… a cross to rise

The Chariot of fire lights up the sky… gloria… gloria
Ancestral antagonists united in hate… Panzer its name… or call it Merkava

Her golden threads reach everywhere… bewitching whoever touches them
They're tentacles that make everyone… blind
The sacred roots of a glorious past… when love meant sacrifice
Kill and die

Ivory tower the Jewel’s still there
No stairs or doors ... there’s only one dark hole
Locked up - in that gloomy tower - she hides a dreadful power - in the depths of the human race
Don't get close… don’t guess what she could do

Hate… race

NerdMaid Fuck'em All

Ugly Fairy Tales II | track 04
Walkin’ down the street every night
Searchin’ for a reason for you to make it bright
The hell you’re livin’ in could help you find a solution:
Men's depravity

Look inside yourself and listen to the inner voices
The shark still swims in your veins
Bite with all the strength of your fangs
And tearing through the stinking flesh of all those filthy swines

Bite their cocks [do it] - rip their balls off [do it] - bust their ass [do it] now
Take this cane [fuck’em] - grip this knife [fuck’em] - stick this blade [fuck’em] - all

The shark you've always hidden has finally shown itself
It took the form of a woman
It’s hard to believe that so a sweet girl from the sea
She seems helpless but she’s a hungry killer bitch

Deep inside your soul your salty nature’s still screaming
The sea smell will erase the stench of blood
Bite with all the strength of your fangs
And tearing through the stinking flesh of all those filthy swines

Bite their cocks [do it] - rip their balls off [do it] - bust their ass [do it] now
Cut their throats [fuck’em] - gut’em like pigs [fuck’em] - show no mercy and [fuck’em] all

No more fear - no more tears
Now it’s time - to rejoice
Feeling happy while you're killing
Swim - in their blood

[SOLO]

Bite their cocks [do it] - rip their balls off [do it] - bust their ass [do it] now
Take this cane [fuck’em] - grip this knife [fuck’em] - stick this blade [fuck’em] - all

You need no word to talk to everyone... it’s your body that talks to the pigs
Don’t have to suffer for your voice... no more
NerdMaid... Once princess of the Kingdom beyond the sand... so sad
NerdMaid... Now sexual killer on the mainland... so glad

The shark you've always hidden has finally shown itself
It took the form of a woman
It’s hard to believe that so a sweet girl from the sea
She seems helpless but she’s a hungry killer bitch

Deep inside your soul your salty nature’s still screaming
The sea smell will erase the stench of blood
Bite with all the strength of your fangs
And tearing through the stinking flesh of all those filthy swines

Bite their cocks [do it] - rip their balls off [do it] - bust their ass [do it] now
Cut their throats [fuck’em] - gut’em like pigs [fuck’em] - show no mercy and [fuck’em] all

The Little Smash Girl

Ugly Fairy Tales II | track 05
Poor little girl, sitting in the snow,
Out in the cold, what a show to behold

What the fuck are you doing here in this dirty street!
Dirty and barefoot only the shame brings some heat
You look like a tramp, you sucker smell like a sewer rat
Nobody takes pity, it’s a matter of fact

Father... why have you...
Forsaken... me?

Hey that’s a strange heavy cold shirt
She’ll do what you say
Maybe there’s still a good reason to change your darkest vision of fate

Just like honey attracts flies
She’s so cute and pure
You will only attract insults and glances of scorn...

Child you’ve been conceived to be raped
For you there is no escape
You look so desperate alone outside the mall you’re doomed to die

You know what you’re destined to be
You need a little fire
To start your task: sterilize, exterminate this Christmas scum

Match girl... trigger
Match girl... light the flame

Ten, nine, eight, seven, six... you’ve reached them all
Five, four, three, two, one... blast is your call

Smell of burnt flesh and blood in the air
The atavistic fire
The Father chose his own progeny, she’s the lamb to sacrifice

She’s hoping for someone with
Just a little mercy
… cut the shit, light the flame...
Child you’ve been conceived to be raped
For you there is no escape
You looked so desperate alone outside the mall you’re doomed to die

You know what you’re destined to be
You need a little fire
To start your task: sterilize, exterminate this Christmas scum

[SOLO]

Smash girl... trigger
Smash girl... light the flame

CinderHella Armageddon

Ugly Fairy Tales II | track 06
Run dear driver run! I can't wait to get there!
hurry up … I'm going to lose control!

I am so full of fire that I cannot contain it any longer!
It will be a really nice surprise
All the guests invited to the ball will be amazed

Dear Mom and sisters, I am about to make my dream come true
Dear Prince, wait for me, I’m coming to bring you all the warmth you need … mh mh mh!

Eh eh eh!!

Hey you valet take this bullet right between your eyes
It’s useless trying to escape from here I just want hear you cry
Splashes … of blood … a pleasant moist heat on my face
I smash skulls, tear flesh … I lick my fingers soiled by your guts jam … ah ah ah

Hey you noble scum … I’ve come here to eviscerate you …
… One by one … you’ll beg me until I’ll let you … die!

Small red bubbles gurgling grumbles come out her mouth
Mom’s still breathing in that bleeding I’ll let her drown
Prince don’t hide without this leg you cannot ride
My Panzerfaust will be your horse with your blue blood I’ll paint the sky

---[ Crazy CinderHella featuring Daniela Zambrano ]---

Bluebeard

Ugly Fairy Tales II | track 07
In the closet the floor was all covered over with clotted blood
Corpses of murdered women hanging on hooks from the walls

The fascination with death
Led the young bride
To open that door

One hundred forty blameless children, brutally sodomized
He slashed their throats or decapitated ‘em, dismembered and raped at the same time

Real life is crueler than tales
Lust for power, fame, luxury, wealth need sacrifice
…Sacrifice

The fascination with death
Leads all people
To pass through that gate
And admire...

That French serial killer’s severed head, mummified
Exposed as a holy relic, seductive icon of homicide

[SOLO]

There's a bluebeard in my heart that wants to get out
But I'm too clever, I only let him out at night... sometimes

Real life is crueler than tales
Lust for power, fame, luxury, wealth need sacrifice
…Sacrifice

Fifteenth century Gilles was hanging
Seventeenth century Charles was writing
‘22 it was Henri's turn
‘95 Blubeard was sanctified

That French serial killer’s severed head, mummified
Exposed as a holy relic, seductive icon of homicide

The Snow Drag Queen

Ugly Fairy Tales II | track 08
…what the fuck are you thinking to read? Just listen!

Calm Before The Storm

Ugly Fairy Tales II | track 09
Again? Really? …what the fuck are you thinking to read? Just listen!

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UGLY METAL

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When you think about metal you have to think about a new version of it.
Ugly Metal is the new way.
The ugliest face of metal!

THRASH METAL 90%
SPEED METAL 80%
Death metal 50%
Classic metal 40%
Punk metal 15%
Ugly metal 100%

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